imagine u lived in elder scrolls and your khajiit friend was like “ah, come and look upon khajiit’s son, a fine warrior that one will be one day, yes?” and he just shows u this
u and ur equally drunk nord friends absolutely losing it over your khajiit comrade’s tiny smug son (everyone is so proud of him)
Onii-san 🖤⛓️🩸
Meow.
I never understood why “Sucks dick” means “Thing nobody likes” should be the polar opposite “This meal is so good, it sucks dick!” You know? OH SHIT
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2003-2008 Lexus RX 330
thinking about whale falls
(inspired by the work of @catadromously )
the yearly ibuki drawing!
parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say “i would have to advise against that decision, my lord” followed by a crashing sound















